DEAR HENRY. PLEASE PUSH PENELOPE OUT THE WINDOW.
So yesterday I took a meat eater to Veggie Grill and after he finished his burger he was like “so I don’t get it, if you’re vegan why did you just eat chicken?” And that’s when I realized he thought he ate real chicken. #veganwin
in bathtubs full of
Charles Bukowski (via bittersweetsongs)
Wow bukowski so profound do you also bathe fully clothed you dickhead. “Oohh isn’t it funny that a person will eat when they’re hungry but will duck if you throw an apple at their face”(via coolestpriest)
British comedy will always give me a sense of national pride like nothing else can
I bought baking powder and baking soda (vegan chocolate cake in the works) and the white cashier asked me if I am making TORTILLAS. because I bought baking soda and baking powder…
I wanted to punch her.
Doesn’t help that I have hated tortillas my entire life. They’re pointless. Like rice. Yeah I said it. I hate both. Bye.
If I was a celebrity and all of my Instagram comments were “LB LB top row LB first like” id drop dead how annoying is that. I’d have my assistant block every single one of my annoying fans.
they were rescued from a testing lab, they’ve never walked on grass before
Well now I’m crying
MY HEART. IT’S BREAKING.
How do i get Ed Sheeran into bed though? And how do I get a permanent spot in his heart? This is important.
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