DEAR HENRY. PLEASE PUSH PENELOPE OUT THE WINDOW.

*runs for two hours to avoid life* #iwillshyawayfromthespecfics 🏃

*runs for two hours to avoid life* #iwillshyawayfromthespecfics 🏃

It’s been a week, Ed Sheeran. Open it. 💍💍💍💍💍

It’s been a week, Ed Sheeran. Open it. 💍💍💍💍💍

I’m still waiting on the pictures of personality.

I’m still waiting on the pictures of personality.

So yesterday I took a meat eater to Veggie Grill and after he finished his burger he was like “so I don’t get it, if you’re vegan why did you just eat chicken?” And that’s when I realized he thought he ate real chicken. #veganwin

So yesterday I took a meat eater to Veggie Grill and after he finished his burger he was like “so I don’t get it, if you’re vegan why did you just eat chicken?” And that’s when I realized he thought he ate real chicken. #veganwin

People run from rain but
sit
in bathtubs full of
water.
Charles Bukowski (via bittersweetsongs)

Wow bukowski so profound do you also bathe fully clothed you dickhead. “Oohh isn’t it funny that a person will eat when they’re hungry but will duck if you throw an apple at their face”

(via coolestpriest)

dangerhamster:

(x)

British comedy will always give me a sense of national pride like nothing else can

When I was a little girl I HATED my name and my thick dark brows. Now they’re my faves.

When I was a little girl I HATED my name and my thick dark brows. Now they’re my faves.

Being Latina while shopping at Target

I bought baking powder and baking soda (vegan chocolate cake in the works) and the white cashier asked me if I am making TORTILLAS. because I bought baking soda and baking powder…
I wanted to punch her.
Doesn’t help that I have hated tortillas my entire life. They’re pointless. Like rice. Yeah I said it. I hate both. Bye.

If I was a celebrity and all of my Instagram comments were “LB LB top row LB first like” id drop dead how annoying is that. I’d have my assistant block every single one of my annoying fans.

afropunker:

0shi0kiy0:

sarcasticmisanthropicvegan:

they were rescued from a testing lab, they’ve never walked on grass before

Well now I’m crying

MY HEART. IT’S BREAKING.

How do i get Ed Sheeran into bed though? And how do I get a permanent spot in his heart? This is important.

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