|—||"You’re not like other girls." Shut the fuck up. (via cutely-perverted)|
if money doesn’t grow on trees, why do banks have branches?
I miss being a girlfriend only because I’m mushy as fuck right now and I don’t know where to put it. ;( I wanna squeeze someone’s cheeks and kiss ‘em lots and sleep on their chest all snuggled up. Ugh. Is it totally contradictory to say I don’t need anyone? I don’t though. Like I don’t care for validation or even attention. I guess I just want a physical presence that I’m totally comfortable with…and totes mushy with. Like let me giggle with you and be mushy with you without you having an ego or being a gross slime ball. Is that asking for too much? Apparently soooooo. Wah Wah Wah. Shush lil girl. It’s 2am does that excuse this post? Bye.