Don’t ever compliment me by insulting other women. That’s not a compliment, it’s a competition none of us agreed to.
"You’re not like other girls." Shut the fuck up. (via cutely-perverted)


if money doesn’t grow on trees, why do banks have branches?

Women’s sexuality is something that I’m obsessed with. I think it’s weird that teenage girls know more about giving blow jobs than they do about masturbation. It makes me sick to my stomach that so many young girls think sex is just about a guy finishing.
Elizabeth Olsen [x] (via sexual-feelings)



I do this several times a day

150% me

I miss being a girlfriend only because I’m mushy as fuck right now and I don’t know where to put it. ;( I wanna squeeze someone’s cheeks and kiss ‘em lots and sleep on their chest all snuggled up. Ugh. Is it totally contradictory to say I don’t need anyone? I don’t though. Like I don’t care for validation or even attention. I guess I just want a physical presence that I’m totally comfortable with…and totes mushy with. Like let me giggle with you and be mushy with you without you having an ego or being a gross slime ball. Is that asking for too much? Apparently soooooo. Wah Wah Wah. Shush lil girl. It’s 2am does that excuse this post? Bye.


Little Wonderland Goats

I guess I’m very annoying.

Beautiful massive human. Okay.


Esther’s Tree Explorations  (by aj 1982)